There was an Old Person of Cromer,

Who stood on one leg to read Homer;

When he found he grew stiff,

He jumped over the cliff,

Which concluded that Person of Cromer.

There was an old person of Troy (был /как-то/ старик из Трои /древний город на северо-западе Малой Азии/),

Whose drink was warm brandy and soy (питьем которого были теплый бренди и соя),

Which he took with a spoon (которые он брал ложкой),

By the light of the moon (при свете луны),

In sight of the city of Troy (с видом на город Трою).

Troy [trɔɪ], warm [wɔ:m], city ['sɪtɪ]

There was an old person of Troy,

Whose drink was warm brandy and soy,