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It was in the little but overcrowded classroom of an East Side New York public school. The teacher looked out upon a group of eager faces as she put the question:
“And now, children, can any of you tell me what a stoic is.”
Only one hand went up.
“Does only Abie Glutz know what a stoic is?”
Silence.
“Well, Abie, tell your classmates what is a stoic?”
“Please, teacher,” said Abie triumphantly. “A stoic is a boid whot brings th’ babies” [Encyclopedia of Humour, Wisdom and Wit 1991, 41];
Why they came.
“Why did the Puritans come to this country?” asked a teacher in an American history class.
“To worship in their own way, and make other people do the same,” was the reply [Encyclopedia of Humour, Wisdom and Wit 1991, 48];
Play safe.
The Scots chemistry professor was demonstrating the properties of various acids.
“Watch carefully,” he said, “I’m going to drop a half dollar into the acid. Will it dissolve?”
“No, sir,” spoke one student promptly.
“Correct, and why not?”
“Because,” came the reply, “if it would, you wouldn’t drop it in” [Encyclopedia of Humour, Wisdom and Wit 1991, 463];
Sound advice.
CHEMISTRY Professor: “Jones, what does HNO Signify?”
CADET Jones: “Well, ah, er’r — I’ve got it right on the tip of my tongue, sir.”
CHEMISTRY Professor: “Well, you’d better spit it out. It’s nitric acid” [Encyclopedia of Humour, Wisdom and Wit 1991, 460];
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