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| 1). | Prof.: | Can you tell me anything about the great chemists of the 17th century? |
| Student: | They are all dead, sir. | |
| 2). | During a Christmas exam one of the questions was: “What causes a depression?” One of the students wrote: “God knows! I don’t. Merry Christmas!” | |
| The exam paper came back with the prof’s notation: “god gets 100, you get zero. Happy New year!” |
Shoes Don’t Match
by Maria Leach
One day a very high Chinese judge 1 was walking along and he noticed that he was limping 2. He was not a lame man. Why did he limp? His leg didn’t even hurt. So he looked down at his feet. Right away he saw what the matter was. His shoes didn’t match! One was a fine boot with a rather high heel 3. The other was less dressy – and flat 4.
So he told the clerk who attended him to go home and hurry back with the right shoe. The clerk rushed off 5 but in a few minutes came back empty-handed. “It is no use to change your shoes,” he said sadly. “The pair at home are just like these”.
| judge n limp v high heel flat adj rush off | — — — — — | судья хромать высокий каблук плоский (зд.: без каблука) броситься бежать |
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