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REBECCA WHO SLAMMED
DOORS FOR FUN,
AND PERISHED MISERABLY
A trick that everyone abhors
In Little Girls is slamming Doors.
A wealthy banker's little daughter
Who lived in Palace Green, Bayswater
(By name Rebecca Offendort)
Was given to this Furious Sport.
She would deliberately go
And Slam the door like Billy-Ho!
To make her Uncle Jacob start.
She was not really bad at heart,
And only rather rude and wild;
She was an aggravating child.
It happened that a Marble Bust
Of Abraham was standing just
Above the Door this little Lamb
Had carefully prepared to Slam,
And down it came! It knocked her flat!
It laid her out! She looked like that!
Her Funeral Sermon (which was long
And followed by a Sacred Song)
Mentioned her Virtues, it is true,
But dwelt upon her vices, too,
And showed the Dreadful End of One
Who goes and slams the Doors for Fun.
The children who were brought to hear
The awful tale from far and near
Were much impressed, and only swore
They never more would slam the door.
As often they had done before.
One can only wonder what Victorian parents used to say about Belloc's book. Yet, the topsy-turvy world of children's fantasy is all there. And it obeys the basic laws of this world: be full of Ambition, meant for Distraction, beautified by Uglification, and keen on Derision!
Harry Graham (1874-1936) had a tempestuous youth, as he went to the Boer War. He also took part in the First World War. Later he held a position of importance in the British Museum; he also was a dramatist whose plays were fairly popular. Probably, his manifold experiences demanded a new way of expression, black humour.
Graham's volume of poetry, Ruthless Rhymes for Heartless Homes (1899), may be regarded to be the first book of this kind in English literature. Though it be madness, there is method in it, anyway (Text 49).
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