You Might Be A Programmer If... -

Anytime you see a penguin, it makes you think of Linux

Your computer has more RAM than your car has horsepower.

When you hear the term “Evil Empire”, you think, not of Ronald Reagan and the old USSR, but of Microsoft.

Before you move into a new house or apartment, the most important thing to you is the type and amount of wiring with which it is equipped.

You have a LAN in your room.

You like the sound of modems when they’re handshaking.

Pornography is not the first thing you think of when you see the letter X.

You don’t think wearing tennis shoes with a suit is strange.

You own more than 50 T-shirts, but can’t remember the last time you had to actually pay for one. You understood the InterBase T-shirt.

You’re the highest-paid but worst-dressed person in the office.

You get involved in heated conversations on newsgroups concerning things about which “normal” people have never even heard.

You’ve spent more time in front of a computer screen than a television screen.

Your PC’s monitor is bigger than your television screen.

When watching movies that show computers, you can not only tell which operating system is being used, but you also know what development tool was likely used to create the custom applications that are shown.

You know where Scott’s Valley is. You know who Scott McNealy is.

You know that it wasn’t named after Scott McNealy.

You keep in touch with dozens of people on a regular basis, but have not sent a personal letter via the post office in years.

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