Time for fun. 10.8.1. Read the following jokes

10.8.1. Read the following jokes. Try to retell them. You may do it in Russian.

1. A dangerous criminal had escaped, so the police issued the usual photographs: left profile, front view, and right profile. A few days later they received the following telegram from an Irish detective: «Have captured the fellow on the left, and the fellow in the middle, and I'm going soon to get the fellow on the right as well».

2. BARRISTER (speaking to a witness): I want you to tell only the truth, for everything is of importance. How far were you standing from the place of the accident?

WITNESS (without a moment's hesitation): Just four yards, two feet and six inches. BARRISTER (slightly taken aback): I'd like you to tell me how you managed to be so exact. WITNESS: Well, I expected some fool to put me this question and I thought if fit to measure the distance.

? 10.8.2. There's a word missing from each of these proverbs. Choose the correct one from the three possibilities. Translate them.

1. An Englishman's home is his... (security/ castle/ palace)

2. Let sleeping dogs... (sleep/dream/lie)

3. Many... make light work. (servants/hands/ cooks)

4. It takes all sorts to make a... (world/war/ salad)

5. Prevention is better than... (cure/punish-ment/medicine)

6....is thicker than water. (coffee/blood/soup)

7. A miss is as good as a... (mister/mile/wife)

8. Birds of a... flock together. (family/cage/ feather)

9. It's no use crying over... milk. (sour/spilt/tinned)

10.... begins at home. (charity/learning/love)

UNIT 11

Фонетика: sounds [D], [T]

Словообразование: сложные прилагательные типа law-making

Грамматика: будущие времена Future Continuous, Future Perfect

Текст: «Jane's letter»